I’ve been reading vows on here for like an hour… These are the best ones I’ve read so far… They’re so personal and real.
“i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms…